I have to stop apologizing for saying exactly how I feel about things, even if it does nothing but ruin my life. So from here on out, no more comments. Some people make them a dick-measuring contest, and some people use them as a substitute for IM and e-mail. That's not what I'm about right now - so if you're on my friends list, you'll see my contact info. And if you e-mail me at my_username-AT-livejournal.com you'll get a response.
If people have a severe issue with this (as in, this is the only way they get in touch with me), now would be a good time to find out what my contact info is and let me know.
Edit: Okay, comments are back on, by people convincing me.