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08 February 2003 @ 05:49 am
Staying awake for 48 hours straight, Writing, the OLU, Random notices, and War/Hello Kitty  
Note: The vocoder used by Squarepusher in this song makes the phrase "something something my red hot car" sound like "I'm going to kill(fuck? It changes) you with my rock-hard cock". Thanks again, Phil :-)

I woke up at 24:00 on the 7th (and I'm still working on how - something which I attribute to a bizarre product of sleep-deprivation and sleep-binging. I fell asleep at roughly 09:00, Feb. 7. I'm doing laundry and typing like a crazy motherfucker - and I still want to hit Cahoot's today. cloudscudding - are you going to Fine Grind? Let me know . . .

One of my favorite web sites, Everything2, has sponsored a Noding Quest for Adventure. Those of you who wanted me to write up "I Believe in Morphine" (read at a previous Fight Club), this is the catalyst that will see that story enter the (web-)printed page. I'll keep you posted as the typing commences - also? valrus - an excellent font of XP has opened up before us . . .

In other news, I'm working on Rant in C Major, which should appear before the end of the weekend. I need some printed copy to ascertain, to the literate community at large, that I am a filthy, filthy bleeding-heart-pinko-liberal-commie-hippy-fascist. So, it's on its way out. I hope to not disappoint.

One of the sleep-induced ideas from last night (morning?) was the OLU - the Ovarian Logic Unit, if you will. This is, of course, the hypothetical hard-wired neural circuitry in the female brain which gives to rise to "women's intuition" and that bizarre style of communication by telepathy that I am still convinced all women have. Just a note, really.

whatis42 - are you still interested in that book? I can mail it to you this Monday if you want to pay $10 and postage (you know, mail me a check when you get it, or whatever). If not, I'm going to Half-Price it.

susanofstohelit - do you need the Arabic CD's anymore? They're 1.4 GB of hard-drive-sucking-waste that I'm looking to delete - and if you need them on CD (which I think I did once?), I can do that again.

Any people still not get a copy of Salva Nos that wanted one? I'm willing to mail it - just let me know below.

In the Grim Future of Hello Kitty, There is Only War
Current Music: Squarepusher-01-My_Red_Hot_Car_(Girl)
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Hoc Est Qui Sumus: Conflictdiscoflamingo on February 8th, 2003 09:17 am (UTC)
Not telepathy, really-
Also, I think you might do better with the female gender if you stop thinking of them as Pod People from the Planet Intuitar.

Ouch - hurts so much, Ian! Yeah, fucking sure it does. Back that up with something substantial, and we can talk. Or if you're going to spout about my inability to relate to female human beings (like HLD has a tendency to do), SHUTUP.

Just my $2*(10**-2). Get some sleep, dude.

The mote in thine own eye, Ian. The mote in thine own eye.
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Hoc Est Qui Sumusdiscoflamingo on February 8th, 2003 09:42 am (UTC)
Re: Not telepathy, really-
A little of all of the above - the whole OLU thing is a joke, a joke, but now would be a good time to leave well-enough alone.
masui on February 8th, 2003 10:02 am (UTC)
Re: Not telepathy, really-
woo hoo. sticking my nose in other people's dog shit!
um. last I checked...I'm a girl. Wait, I'll check again. Yes, sadly the truth still remains.
I think we talk pretty good.
Although I haven't seen you recently.
Sometimes I like it when orange juice squirts out of my nose.
My feet also hurt. I don't want to go back to work and end my break.
You say I'm what like a river?
masui on February 8th, 2003 09:59 am (UTC)
I have an enforced habit of telling people when they say something I think is clever. I dunno why, maybe it's because I like hearing myself talk.
Regardless, both bitch basket and Pod People from the Planet Intuitar are my favorite phrases of the day.