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27 November 2002 @ 12:35 pm
 
Somebody want to explain to me what I did wrong?
 
 
 
atelierlune on November 27th, 2002 11:18 am (UTC)
Um..... difficult to say. Can you be more specific concerning the situation?
Selah: sephiemegspencer on November 27th, 2002 11:35 am (UTC)
If this is about me, you comitted the all damning sin of speaking to me when I was in a bad mood. The sin of making a helpful suggestion when I was in the mood that I was right about everything and everyone else was wrong about everything and anyone who tried to suggest anything to me was personally attacking me and everything I hold dear.

I feel terrible about it. I'm very sorry. You did nothing wrong.

Of course if this isn't about me, I don't know what you did wrong.
uuintermutedrchase on November 27th, 2002 01:33 pm (UTC)
You used an e-brake while in Ludicrous Speed.
Do You Wanna Be Free or You Wanna Be Right?malcubed on November 27th, 2002 03:58 pm (UTC)
You put tab A into slot Q, you dumbass!

You drank beer before liquor.

You did the macarena totally wrong.

You let go of the bird in the hand and missed the two in the bush.

You counted your chickens before they hatched.

The snake ended in yellow, not black.

You lookt before you leapt.

The red sky was in the morning, and you forgot to take warning.

You zigged.

You multiplied two polynomials term-by-term, not pairwise.

You squeezed the fucking Charmin.

Your sword was defeated by his pen.

They didn't fucking take American Express. Fuckers.

You were with the terrorists, because you certainly weren't with Bush.

You got into a land war in Asia.

You forgot when to hold them, screwed up on folding them, didn't bother to walk away, and tripped when you started running. You counted your money while you were sitting at the table, despite the ample time you would have had once the dealer was finished.

And finally...

You're supposed to dance naked during a full moon, not a new moon, you schmuck.