Nothing screams poor workmanship more than wrinkles in the duct tape.

God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. --Voltaire

"Cattle Prods solve most of life's problems."

If you have to become a police state to enforce your law, the law is wrong.

"I may be quite wrong." - Socrates

Everyone loves you, that or they are to afraid to admit otherwise.
And yet,
You are alone in the world.

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
- Reverend Lovejoy

Hot babe with a treehouse? What's not to like? --Johnny Bravo

Enjoy your job, make lots of money, work within the law. Choose any two.

Note to Self: If you enjoy pork and Open Source software, visit OSI. For the Open Source initiative, try opensource.org instead.