God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh. --Voltaire
"Cattle Prods solve most of life's problems."
If you have to become a police state to enforce your law, the law is wrong.
"I may be quite wrong." - Socrates
Everyone loves you, that or they are to afraid to admit otherwise.
You are alone in the world.
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
- Reverend Lovejoy
Hot babe with a treehouse? What's not to like? --Johnny Bravo
Enjoy your job, make lots of money, work within the law. Choose any two.
Note to Self: If you enjoy pork and Open Source software, visit OSI. For the Open Source initiative, try opensource.org instead.