I like to think that I am a Nurturing Male, constantly confronted by the Just Friends Syndrome in others, but I put more stock every day in The Bastard Theory that Women Prefer Assholes. I mean, Even Hitler had a Girlfriend.
I know what you're thinking, and I don't even want to hear you say it, because the truth is that you don't. I don't want you to. When I'm dead, I don't want anybody to mourn me, I don't want anybody to care. Because that's exactly how I feel right now. You're stupid for even giving one shit about some worthless fuck like me.