1. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)
Hieronymus Karl Frederick Baron von Munchausen [The Baron] (John Neville): "And that was only one of the many occasions on which I met my death, an experience which I don't hesitate strongly to recommend."
2. Roadhouse (1989)
Dr. Elizabeth Clay (Kelly Lynch): "Your file says you've got a degree from NYU. What in?"
James Dalton (Patrick Swayze): "Philosophy."
Dr. Elizabeth Clay: "Any particular discipline?"
James Dalton: "No. Not really. Man's search for faith. That sort of shit."
3. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Captain Spock (Leonard Nimoy): "They like you very much, but they are not the hell 'your' whales."
4. Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985)
Conn MacCleary (J.A. Preston): "All I can promise you is terror for breakfast, pressure for lunch, and aggravation for sleep. Your vacations will be two minutes when you're not looking over your shoulder, and if you live to draw a pension, it'll be a miracle."
5. The Prophecy (1995)
Gabriel (Christopher Walken): "Remember your math, kids! Key to the Universe!"
6. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)
Buckaroo Banzai (Peter Weller): "You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
7. The Dark Crystal (1982)
Aughra (Frank Oz [Performer] / Billie Whitelaw [Voice]):"Where is he?"
Jen (Jim Henson [Performer]/Stephen Garlick [Voice]):"He's dead."
Aughra:"Could be anywhere, then."
8. Fallen (1998)
Det. John Hobbes (Denzel Washington): "Why are we here? Us, humans? I mean there's six billion of us, we're like ants, I mean do we care what ants do, from a moral standpoint?"
Det. Jonesy (John Goodman): "No. Maybe if you figure it out, you die, you know from a stroke or a heart attack, you just die, sort of like a promotion."
9. Dune (1984)
Dr. Wellington Yueh (Dean Stockwell): "Remember the tooth . . . the tooth . . . the tooth . . ."
10. The Last Unicorn (1982)
Schmendrick the Magician, Last of the Red Hot Swamis (Alan Arkin): "I can't do this very much longer. He had me juggling teacups all night long. Teacups! With tea in them!"
11. Hot Shots: Part Deux (1993)
Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen):"Do you know what its like to have your heart shot out of season and tied to the top of a car? How it feels to be passed like the world's largest kidney stone? Ramada . . . I don't THINK so."
12. Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999)
Ghost Dog (Forest Whitaker): "You know, in ancient cultures, bears were considered equal with men."
Hunter (Tracy Howe): "This ain't no ancient culture here, mister."
Ghost Dog: "Sometimes it is."
13. Thank You for Smoking (2005)
Jeff Megall (Rob Lowe): "Gotta go. London. It's 7 AM in the Old Empire."
Nick Naylor (Aaron Eckhart): "When do you sleep?"
Jeff Megall: "[pause] Sunday. "
14. Dragnet (1987)
Sgt. Joe Friday (Dan Aykroyd): "After losing the two previous vehicles we had been issued, the only car the department was willing to release to us at this point was an unmarked 1987 Yugo, a Yugoslavian import donated to the department as a test vehicle by the government of that country and reflecting the cutting edge of Serbo-Croatian technology."
15. Jacob's Ladder (1990/I)
Louis (Danny Aiello): "Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and . . . and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth."
16. (Monty Python's) The Meaning of Life (1983)
Grim Reaper [Death] (John Cleese): "Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say 'let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up."
17. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Lieutenant Valeris (Kim Cattrall): "400 years ago, on Earth, workers who felt their livelihood threatened, flung their wooden shoes called 'sabots' into the machines to stop them. Hence the word 'sabotage'."
18. Time Bandits (1981)
Evil Genius (David Warner): "If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"
19. Apocalypse Now (1979)
General Corman (G.D. Spradlin): "He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding troops."
Jerry, Civilian (Jerry Ziesmer): "Terminate . . . with extreme prejudice."
Colonel Lucas (Harrison Ford ): "You understand Captain that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist."
20. Hackers (1995)
Kate Libby / 'Acid Burn' (Angelina Jolie): "I hope you don't screw like you type."
21. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)
Steve Zissou (Bill Murray): "Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?"
Anne-Marie Sakowitz (Robyn Cohen): "No, they all share one."
22. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)
Jim Byrd (George Clooney): "Think of it as a hobby. Something you do to relax. You're an 'assassination enthusiast'."
23. Good Will Hunting (1997)
Will Hunting (Matt Damon): "So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president."
24. Galaxy Quest (1999)
Guy Fleegman (Sam Rockwell): "HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!"
25. The Sure Thing (1985)
Cowboy Guy (Sunshine Parker): "I was in Paris once with my wife . . . boy am I glad she's dead. "
Individual scores to follow (this evening).