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31 December 2007 @ 05:31 pm
2007 in a nutshell:  
1. Why do I work here again?
2. No, really - why do I work here again?
3. Had to start eating meat again because my intestines are defective.
4. 7 FUCKING WEDDINGS. I am never doing that for you bastards ever again, you hear me?
4a. Divorce is a long, prolonged, painful process, even for your friends. Don't pretend that it's not.
5. Quit smoking while mostly hiding from the world.
6. Learned that misanthropy is a valid social relation method.
7. Learned that I will have to go back into therapy if I ever want to have faith in the human race EVER AGAIN.
 
 
Troysoullesshippy on January 1st, 2008 12:37 am (UTC)
re: 3, I suppose that's a good reason. I wouldn't know, since aside from their irritating inability to process raw meat, my intestines are perfect machines, ready and willing to take all sorts of gastronomic punishment without complaint or consequence. some people eat meat because they've never thought about the alternative, ie, they had no reason. I am infinitely superior to them, as I eat meat because I believe I am a time-traveled spirit of a saber-toothed tiger trapped in this human shell until the day i can once again find the time-portal-stone buried in some far away roast beef sandwich.

re: 7, or you can just proceed through life without faith in humanity? I mean, there are some dregs among us that aren't so bad.
prof_vencireprof_vencire on January 2nd, 2008 11:51 pm (UTC)
Funny you mention that, when I was little I used to dream I was a triceratops man shaman. I ... talked to spirit moths? I was a weird little kid when I was asleep.