This is for every woman who's ever wanted to "just be friends."
This is for every woman who has, after saying that, had the gall to say that I'm sweet, kind, nice, or whatever other bullshit they want to say.
This is for every woman who's ever said that I'll find the right person - it just isn't them.
This is for every woman who won't give me the time of day because they think I'm too intellectual, geeky, or fat.
This is for every woman who's ever told me that they wish they could find somebody like me, just not me.
This is for every woman who has ever lied to themselves about what they want, because they think it's what other people want.
This is for everybody who thinks that there's a special person for everybody in the world.
Grow up, and Fuck you.
No really - Fuck you.
You don't have to like me- and I don't have to like you, either.