My genetic disorder (which causes my nosebleeds)

is Osler-Weber-Rendu syndrome. But since my dad hates eponyms, I'm going to call it HHT (hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasia). Tonight is the night I found out I have it, so check it out - my increased mortality rates are statistical white noise.

This is sad, since I thought I had something called Riemann's disorder, who was way cooler than those three people.