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Hoc Est Qui Sumus
discoflamingo
30 November 2006 @ 09:00 am
I won't always be this way - when the things that make me weak and strange get engineered away  
Monday: Migraine from unknown source, not too bad.
Tuesday: Worst migraine I have ever had in my life. Careful deduction indicates that Diet Coke is to blame. Which is weird, since I had some last week and it didn't give me a migraine.
Wednesday: Woke up and my left wrist/hand hurt. Maybe I slept on it wrong. Within four hours, my whole left arm hurt, up to the shoulder. Upon waking, I'm fine. Stupid flesh-based arm.
Thursday: I anticipate that I will get a foot amputated by a photocopier or something.
 
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astcetc snafuwonderlandkat on November 30th, 2006 03:33 pm (UTC)
I have no idea if this will make you feel any better, but last week I gave myself a blister folding job-market letters and Miranda gave herself a blood blister gelling her hair.
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nettness: IT HURTS! I COWER!bondchick_nett on November 30th, 2006 10:04 pm (UTC)
HOW does one get a blood blister from administering hair gel!?

*boggles*
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astcetc snafuwonderlandkat on November 30th, 2006 10:09 pm (UTC)
I believe it had something to do with the bottle, but since I was not in the bathroom at the time, I'm not quite sure
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atelierlune on November 30th, 2006 03:41 pm (UTC)
Me too, except exchange migraine for nausea/vomiting, Monday for Tuesday, wrist/hand for tricep/shoulder, plus back and sternum.

If you hear about a parasite punching through the chest cavity of a Minneapolis woman, that was me.
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Rosamundrosa_mundi on November 30th, 2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry. I've had some weird stomach thing this week, but you and sylunethesigher win.
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Musicin68: astronomymusicin68 on November 30th, 2006 09:10 pm (UTC)
If pain were horses...
...you could've run your own track, and encouraged your friends to gamble irresponsibly.

Joking aside, you might want to check out energymirrors.com

I know that as soon as I mention it I will be called crazy by many, but you might find it helpful. Cheers.
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nettness: MADE of awesomebondchick_nett on November 30th, 2006 10:10 pm (UTC)
I deduce that the problem is that you are made of meat. Its unstable and prone to spoilage. My choices to you are to a) upgrade, or b) surrender yourself to vacuum love robots.
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