Tuesday: Worst migraine I have ever had in my life. Careful deduction indicates that Diet Coke is to blame. Which is weird, since I had some last week and it didn't give me a migraine.
Wednesday: Woke up and my left wrist/hand hurt. Maybe I slept on it wrong. Within four hours, my whole left arm hurt, up to the shoulder. Upon waking, I'm fine. Stupid flesh-based arm.
Thursday: I anticipate that I will get a foot amputated by a photocopier or something.