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05 October 2006 @ 04:20 pm
Thanks, Blake  
"This book is dedicated to the ninja in everyone's Dad."

is the new

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
Current Mood: brain-splodey
chadvalentinechadvalentine on October 6th, 2006 05:27 am (UTC)
HAHA! Where the hell did you find this?
I love this:

"Mega Man," said Dr. Light. "I hate to have to tell you this news, but --" "I know, I know," said Mega Man. "I saw it on the news-beam. Doctor Wily is back. I thought we had destroyed him, but I guess he's even stronger than we had imagined."

I imagine he delivered that entire line in a bored, rushed monotone while rolling his eyes and making a "yadda yadda" motion with one of his hands.

I want to continue this..

Mega Man walked up behind Dr Light quietly. With one quick jerk of his cyber-enhanced arms, he snapped Light's neck. Then, he quickly absorbed the dying doctor's mind and memories. Using his newfound genius, he then proceeded to implant within himself a 50 megaton neutron bomb. Then, with a heavy sigh, he teleported into the middle of Dr. Wily's base.

Dr. Wily gasped in surprise when the flash of the Tele-Beam dropped Mega Man into his throne room, and then screamed in horror. "YOU! My nemesis! I'll destroy you! What are you doing here?"

Mega Man looked at him with a small, pale smile on his face. "I'm NOT Pinnochio", he said, and detonated, blowing Wiley World into the sun and killing everyone forever. The End.