From Wikipedia: Figwit (who is apparently a Flight of the Conchords Member)
From Wikipedia: Uncyclopedia
From Uncyclopedia: The Quaid Disaster Theorem
From Outback Steakhouse: Jemaine's (of FotC fame) Outback Steakhouse Commercials
This day off will also include carting around the Dirty Old Bastard and helping gnfnrf move his Borg-cube TV.