Enjoy your days of dewy coolness now, for they are numbered.**
*I would also like to point out that this is the day that 16-bit NOP (Perform no operation) instructions occasionally become BAR (Jump and Save Base Register) instructions. Just as God himself intended, I'm sure. Don't laugh - it happened to me today.***
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*** Actually, that was probably somebody else's fault, unless it's my fault for not understanding it. Long story longer, the alignment of the planets has made today infinitely more bearable than yesterday.