It's not a mid-life crisis at 26, but it sure feels like one.
I should have a birthday party someday soon.
I should fix this computer so it doesn't randomly conk out due to thermal issues, but the sheer amount of petroleum required to construct and assemble the components is mind-boggling.
So let's deal with the issues, okay. We have a really serious petroleum situation right now.
Um, please try to have a wonderful day.