My apartment has been passed down from Slivken, to Loungeboy, to Fuck-fuck. In all of that time, some stuff accumulated, and now we have no idea why it did. Some of it's from Steve, Loungeboy's debate bud -- some of it is from God-only-knows. Here is a short list of things I don't really know what they're doing here:

• 8 cans of coconut milk.


• 5 cans of Chicken Noodle Soup, with the old-style labels.


• A Tiger Woods Wheaties box, 1/12 full.


• Two large foil packages, squishy on the inside, Korean on the outside


• Two boxes of curry mix (I think), with preparation instructions in Chinese/Japanese (?)


• One box of burgundy pills, with Korean writing on the outside.


• 4 boxes of Cook/Serve Pudding.


• One bottle of Oyster Sauce.


• One can of something Asian.


• 7 (I'm not kidding) kinds of ramen, including "Chicken Curry."