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24 September 2002 @ 11:33 am
So, last night I saw Time Bandits. Fuck-fuck and I still can't believe that this movie passed us by - how did we go so long without ever hearing about it? Well, AlphaBitch helped a great deal in using the best passage from the movie in his various cd's:

Evil: When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding.

Robert: Understanding of what, master?

Evil: Digital watches. And soon I will have understanding of videocassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time: forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!

Robert: Slugs.

Evil: Slugs! He created slugs! They can't hear, they can't speak, they can't operate machinery. If I were creating the world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one.