"It won an award" is a four-letter word
Hey, Crackhead. ETA: I thought this was from cDc, but apparently it's actually from Craigslist. That doesn't make it less awesome.
21:11 I now have a Nexus One smartphone. Expect more tweet traffic, post-haste! #Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
21:27 Currently looking for a Sousa march that says "I Am a Dashing, Sexy Pirate!". How did my life end up here? #Automatically shipped by…