Hoc Est Qui Sumus (discoflamingo) wrote,
Hoc Est Qui Sumus
discoflamingo

Stole this from rosa_mundi

01. Do you have on a lot of make-up?
No - because "none" isn't a lot.

02. How much do you put on?
None, and I prefer others to do the same. If I can tell they're wearing makeup (and I shouldn't be able to tell, because it is not tiger-stripes or big black shapes), it makes me feel weird.

03. How long does it take you to get ready?
It takes me about ten minutes to shower if I'm tired (five if I'm awake), five minutes to shave (in the shower - I need the steam to soften my beard).

04. Do you put on a lot of lip gloss?
No. I'm still fairly confident that "none" is not a lot.

05. Does your lip gloss smell good?
Your cultural assumptions bother me!

06. Do you carry a purse?
Everybody else calls it that, but I prefer to call it a messenger bag.

07. What color is it?
It's black - like my soul.

09. Do you have a Coach bag?
Is that where Wells Fargo keeps the gold?

10. Do you have a Louis Vuitton?
Is that some kind of greatsword?

11. How many purses do you have?
If you insist on calling them that, I have three.

12. Do you like to wear nailpolish?
Not unless somebody else puts it on.

13. How often do you get your nails done?
I trim my nails about every two weeks. Are you one of those people who complains about "the help"?

14. Do you like manicures?
I don't know - I'd probably like them well enough.

15. What about pedicures?
See 14.

16. Do you have a usual nail salon you go to?
My couch is not a nail salon.

17. Where do you get your hair cut?
In my bathroom, where I shave it off.

18. Do you dye your hair?
HAHAHAHA!

19. Do you straighten your hair?
HAHAHAHA!

20. Do you have lots of pairs of shoes?
I have a pair of slippers, a pair of basketball shoes I wear to work, abd two sets of well-scuffed black dress shoes. Is that a lot?

21. What are your favorite shoes?
My work shoes. Those are the ones I'm wearing to work.

23. Do you wear heels everywhere?
I haven't worn heels since I was three.

24. Can you walk in heels and not fall over?
When I was three, I fell over because it was fun.

25. Where do you buy your clothes?
Target, usually. For jeans I go to Sears or JC Penney's.

26. Do you go shopping every week?
For food, sure.

27. What's your favorite store?
I'm a big fan of the Whole Foods on Fairview and Grand.

28. How much do you usually spend?
About $60, which is pretty reasonable for that store.

29. Have you ever been in Dior?
Is that a new WoW server or something? Because I don't play MMORPG's anymore - I have a problem.

30. Do you follow fashion trends?
Only very old ones.

31. Do you have a pair of huge sunglasses?
No. Actually, I don't own any sunglasses.

35. How many pairs of earrings do you have?
Your cultural assumptions bother me!

36. Do you wear hoop earrings?
Are you even listening to me?

37. Do you have a lot of skirts?
Um, no. I think none is still not a lot.

39. Do you get your eyebrows done?
I pluck out the outliers when they start looking really weird.

40. Can you apply mascara without opening your mouth?
I don't need to wear mascara. My eyelashes are huge.

41. Do you wear a lot of eyeliner?
Not unless I'm in a play.

42. Do you do pilates or yoga?
Not yet - I will be starting a program with my coworkers next month at the YMCA across the street.

43. Do you have a lot of magazines?
Communications of the ACM and Newsweek, and hopefully the latter will get cancelled soon (I didn't want it, and they keep sending it)
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