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malcubed also asked this, but the question deserves as wide an audience as possible.

Poll #626385 A burning question from a cookbook, also asked by Mal

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I know a song about Krishna eating butter.

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True

1(5.9%)

False

16(94.1%)

If you answered "True" above, please enter the language you know it in.

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Orthopedic Pants?

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Definitely

3(17.6%)

I don't think they exist

6(35.3%)

Pants

5(29.4%)

CowboyNeal

3(17.6%)