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06 May 2005 @ 12:52 pm
Some people are just assholes. If I ever get my finger cut off, I get it back first, dipshit.

Also, my Star Trib username has been truncated to "discoflaming". In general, that's the kind of thing I like to avoid.
atelierlune on May 6th, 2005 06:19 pm (UTC)
Yeah, that generally produces an image that is in consistent with the rest of you.

Virtual Traveller: Catvtraveller on May 6th, 2005 06:42 pm (UTC)
"Officials at Cape Fear Hospital said ..."
- okay, surrealism aside, what does this say for convenience food?

How can you loose a finger in a machine and continue to make a batch of frozen custard, let alone the sad truth that sue-your-ass-assholes exist in the world?

Don't you go. "Oh, I've lost a finger, I'll scream a little.". The manager then comes, shuts-off the machine and calls 911. Rather than going, "Mmmmmmm, this batch will have extra protein".

I mean, I can just about rationalise a coca-cola factory worker loosing a digit on a machine that runs at 100,000 cans per hour, but eeesh wazzup with the whole damn world.

Icky, sad and full of a-holes? Shiver.
Flombertrichandfamous on May 6th, 2005 08:22 pm (UTC)
You would at least deserve the right of first refusal.
Andrakynagwyn on May 6th, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)
I hope that guy doesn't get any money.
Nightwalkerhalfawake on May 8th, 2005 01:17 am (UTC)
I think the guy who got his finger cut off should sue him or possibly file criminal charges against him. That's just horribly wrong.
Neosisneosis on May 8th, 2005 05:25 am (UTC)
That story is just bizarre how did the guy get the finger 30 minutes after the accident? Did somebody forget to get the finger when they rushed him to the hospital?

And yes, Mr. "it's my evidence and you can't have it" is so going to get sued for everything he gets from his lawsuit and more. I mean if finding a finger in your food is bad, how bad is having someone steal your finger and refuse to give it back.
Angel needs no wings - just a duster & a hackysackcanth on May 8th, 2005 12:28 pm (UTC)
finger licking good...not
I wouldn't sue the bastard for stealing my finger. I'd simply catch him sleeping and lop off one of his fingers ,put it in a pickle jar and sell it on EBAY.

oh yeah..if it was my MIDDLE finger he'd just be killed on the spot.