What the Hell
I was browsing along, exploring the "So You'd Like To . . ." listmania things they have on Amazon, and found a guy who wrote "So You'd Like to . . . be a cyber-ninja". Creepy as hell. What creeped me out a little more was that Amazon sells titanium crowbars, silk balaclavas, and collapsible grappling hooks. I really shouldn't be surprised, but - damn.