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28 August 2002 @ 06:35 pm
An Apartment Complex Where Apes Evolved from Man?  
So, fuck our would-be landlords, who gave the apartment on Revolution St Clair away to undesignated parties before Fuck-Fuck could even SEE the damn place. Fuck them all with a monkey in a sock.

Looks like Melrose for us now - with the bad wiring, the old-man-peeing faucet, and the showerhead attached to the wall with duck-tape. Fuck Fuck Fuck!
Current Mood: Damn them all Straight to Hell!
chesh on August 28th, 2002 07:14 pm (UTC)
Fuck them with a monkey in a sock? How?

I am perfectly willing to help, provided that I would not necessarily have to watch said fucking with a monkey in a sock.

Though yes, I would be very glad to help.

My sympathies, my apologies, and please, remember that landlords are people, too. On the other hand, they are aparently extremely stupid people, so do as you see fit.
XCorvisxcorvis on August 29th, 2002 10:36 am (UTC)
The exact quote is "I'll fuck you like a monkey in a sock."

Which I proceded to do. (Pistols, Basement, License to Kill.)
Hoc Est Qui Sumus: Conflictdiscoflamingo on August 29th, 2002 11:16 am (UTC)
Masui is "with a monkey in a sock." And "choad-mongering cunt muscle (mussel?)"
XCorvisxcorvis on August 29th, 2002 10:42 pm (UTC)
She stole it from me. I have monkey in a sock (which I lend out, cheap) and she has choad-mongering etc.

I saw Cantoneese Giggly-Puff Skull-Fucking Brothel on the internet, so I can't take credit for it. I think. It's starting to get blurry.
Hoc Est Qui Sumusdiscoflamingo on August 29th, 2002 11:30 pm (UTC)
Where did you see Cantonese Jigglypuff Skull-fucking brothel on the Internet? I thought that one was all me . . .
XCorvisxcorvis on August 30th, 2002 01:32 pm (UTC)
Was it? Nevermind then. As I said, fuzzy.
Oυτιςerragal on August 28th, 2002 11:56 pm (UTC)
Yeah, sucks... what can I say. I haven't even met these new landlords yet. If the turnover remains the same you can rest assured that they'll be out well before the next semester begins.