lyght, malcubed, gnfnrf and myself were all in the Park Falls Lutheran Church - a strange dark-haired man was presiding as Pastor. It was somewhere after the Old Testament reading that gnfnrf discovered a secret manual under the pew in front of him, describing "Stage VI Pastorization" - computer hacking, hostage negotiation, weapons training, and mind control. Mal, Lyght, gnfnrf and I all started laughing, until my Mom told me to hush up and be an usher. I had the secret manual with me - and the Pastor saw it. Immediately, the walls of the church fell off, and we were 10,000 feet above the Earth, and the Pastor had an Uzi.