Conservatives have made their own Ben and Jerry's to fund conservative causes, which they call (since they have some kind of monopoly on those three colors) Star-Spangled Ice Cream. (original source) They also assert that it's better ice cream than Ben and Jerry's or Haagen-Dasz because it has more butterfat in it. "We have kept our promise by donating to the Oliver North / Sean Hannity Freedom Alliance Scholarship Fund . . ." Honestly - when Ted Nugent endorses an ice cream, I really have to think twice about not liking it. How much meat do you think is in it?