“Okay, so I just passed a guy in a ferrari convertible brushing his teeth. I only wish I was kidding when I say that there was a man driving a car, applying toothpaste to a toothbrush, and then using that toothbrush to brush his teeth; but I'm not 'cause there is. And it's probably the stupidest thing that I've ever seen someone do while they're driving a car next to that guy who was jacking off in a truck while I was riding a bus and I could see everything and it was really creepy. Okay I'm done.”
Transcribed by: miakodajs
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