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06 August 2004 @ 10:07 am
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“Okay, so I just passed a guy in a ferrari convertible brushing his teeth. I only wish I was kidding when I say that there was a man driving a car, applying toothpaste to a toothbrush, and then using that toothbrush to brush his teeth; but I'm not 'cause there is. And it's probably the stupidest thing that I've ever seen someone do while they're driving a car next to that guy who was jacking off in a truck while I was riding a bus and I could see everything and it was really creepy. Okay I'm done.”

Transcribed by: miakodajs
Yud: slantyud on August 6th, 2004 09:19 am (UTC)
Things I've done while driving:
- put on my combat boots (I started off barefoot, and put on my socks and boots and laced them up and tied them while I was driving)
- read a book (there was an accident on the highway so traffic was pretty much at a standstill)
- watched a movie (while driving at 70 mph. I didn't crash or come close to crashing, but I forgot to pay attention to the gas gauge so we almost ran out of gas)

I don't think I'll ever be able to top my friend Joe, however, because he was able to completely change out of a tuxedo and into normal clothes while driving. His girlfriend had to hold the wheel for him, though. And one time the chick who was giving me a ride home from college was putting on fingernail polish while driving, and I held the wheel for her.
push loud penspush_loud_pens on August 6th, 2004 10:20 am (UTC)
i brush my teeth all the time in my car. in fact i have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my glove compartment. only hard part is spitting.
Hoc Est Qui Sumusdiscoflamingo on August 6th, 2004 11:36 am (UTC)
But I don't imagine you do it as on the on-ramp to an interstate. I think that's pretty irresponsible.
Lady of the Greengreen_truth on August 8th, 2004 03:07 pm (UTC)
strange driving activities
I think that the strangest I have seen was the gentleman who was shaving while driving his car. And this wasn't on the highway, which is at least primarily a straight stretch, this was driving around in the city. I don't even like to try to put on lipstick while driving.