Still no internet access for me at home (until I crimp/test some Cat5 cables), so here's some stuff I found for today-
I think this takeoff of the The Princess Bride is the funniest take on the SCO case I've ever seen, and is only rivalled by the Eminem parody. [Graciously snagged from ESR's "No Secrets" page]
It troubles me greatly that the abbreviation for Mandrake Linux is MDK. Or maybe I'm the only one who remembers Demolition Man.