Live as if the World Were As It Should Be

Once, I too was a fanatical right-winger who could have vied for the title of lamest, angriest little shithead ever.

I was 13.

I didn't get a book deal, and I'm pretty glad about it - because I was a fucking idiot when I thought that shit.

I think I may have finally found the single most pissed off rant about the election: www.fuckthesouth.com

WARNING: This article is roughly 40% vulgarity - Workplace Viewer Discretion is Advised.

If you can find a more vitriolic and/or epithet-laden rant, please provide a link (or the rant itself, if you feel like conjuring up the Spirit of Christmas Election Day Past).