May 21st, 2004

Mystic

Syllogisms

Minister of Philosophy - Really Decadent Guys
Time and tide stop for no man.
No man is an island.
Therefore, time and tide stop for islands.

Doc
You do the best you can with what you've got.
You don't know what you've got til it's gone.
Therefore, you do the best you can when what you don't know isn't there.

Any other choice syllogisms you have to offer?