Teh Dubya Leg-sea
In honor of the State of the Union address today, here is a short list of out president's career highlights, courtesy of the World's Finest News Source™:
- Bush cites The Last Starfighter as reason for entering politics/a>
- Bush reaches out to Hispanic community with generous tip
- Bush actually president, nation suddenly realizes
- Bush begins hunger strike to protest human rights abuses in Nepal
- Bush regales dinner guests with improptu oratory on Virgil's minor works
- Bush: 'Our long nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over'
- Bush calls on business leaders to create 500,000 shitty jobs by 2003
- Bush seeks U.N. support for "U.S. Does Whatever it Wants" Plan
