February 13th, 2003

Wonderfalls Flamingos

A Rehearsal for Aging Gracelessly

"If I hear that damn song when I step through the door, I'm going to kill you."

"If I hear so much as the first bar, you'll be dead before you hit the floor.

"If you sing even four notes, the final note will be muffled by your own blood."

Okay - I like that one.

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This entry ended up being really, really long - which I think is only fair warning. And everybody who posts "Happy Birthday!" and nothing more will be summarily executed fucking killed harshly ostracized, as in, "Made into an ostrich . . ."