December 2nd, 2002

Wonderfalls Flamingos

Thoughts from over Thanksgiving break - over the ether to your eyes

I am too old to be making a christmas list for my mother.
I need to never drink more than one drink in a night, ever again. Especially when the drinks only cost, like, $2 each.
People who leave their turn signal on for two towns in a row should never be allowed to breed.
People who refuse to go at least the speed limit should be "re-educated" with my "problem solver."
Mediation of a trial case is something that shouldn't happen during finals.
Real Analysis should not be the definition of pain.
I am too tired (and big) to be healthy, and I have to start exercising more than I do now.