The clerk gave me a funny look.
I said, "No, Miss, the irony is not lost on me".
She spit out what she was chewing onto the card reader.
I think it was half of a candy bar.
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O Gentle Readers! I am trying to come up with good songs to practice on my acoustic guitar. Ideally, they are the type of songs that are fun to sing…
Remember: the man who played Richard M. Nixon in Frost/Nixon is the same man who played Skeletor in The Masters of the Universe.