And no, the astronauts don't have weapons.

Poll #256840 "Angelic" Grudge Match

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In a fight to the death, who wins:

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Cavemen

16(55.2%)

Astronauts

13(44.8%)

Edit: It should be noted (for posterity) that the Cavemen don't have weapons either.