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Do you have today off?

Your basic problem is that the residual chemicals in your bottle are making your water taste like a$$. My first suggestion is using hot perhaps even boiling water from a tea kettle. The heat should increase the various coefficients necessary to liberate the remaining solvent from the plastic. Then you let it sit probably over night. Dump it out. Go to Town. Of course I don't really know about how heat resistant Lexan is.

The second one is to use another solvent that might do a better job like ethyl alcohol, or even isopropyl. In the case of one of these you can still drink it afterwards and fill your body with extracted solvents galore.

One real problem with be the exterior which might continue to smell even with the inside clean. I guess this make the idea of submerging the entire bottle in hot water perhaps your best bet.

As a final idea. Perhaps you could try and learn to like it this way.

There ya go. Fill it with whiskey.

The more rot got the better. This truly is a time to whip out the wild turkey.

Do what Phil said. What kind of plastic is it made out of?

Lexan, Lexan, Roly-poly Lexan

Lexan is resistant to temperatures up to 135 d Celsius, which means you can boil water in it. However, since you cannot exceed that temperature and should avoid pressure cooking it, you can not technically sterilize it, it is merely decontaminated. This is fine as long as blood-based diseases, such as HIV or Hepatitis are not a concern--if they are, then you should either dispose of said item or exclusively limit its use. But if you do the latter, be careful to keep it sealed between uses to prevent contamination of other objects.

I assume that holds for bottles as well as cock rings.

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Well, I know for a fact that you can pour boiling water in them, and they are just fine. Other thoughts include putting something that you prefer the smell of in them. They will still smell, but not like something nasty at least. The other options largely seem to involve more time, at least of the things that I know.

the if worst comes to worst solutions is that they cost $7 at athletic type stores, which I know is well within your current budget. :-P

also, you can use our dishwasher if you want. I may be home soon, since I feel sick and am (astonishingly) more or less out of work.

It usually works best if you put HOT water and some sort of soap into the bottle and let it sit for a few hours. Wash, rinse, repeat. After that the smell should be a little less, and what I've noticed is that the more you use your bottle the faster the smell goes away.

Particularly after you put some sort of juice in there and drink up. :P