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04 January 2004 @ 06:34 pm
New Year's MLP  
I was planning on doing some kind of year-end round-up to ring in the new year. I don't think that's a good idea anymore - the more I think about last year, the more I wish I had it back to do over again. So I'm not going to go back there.

But I have a couple things for y'all to peruse, if you wish -

freethinking - About as much signal-to-noise as atheist. In other words, no signal, lots of noise. Lots of people acting superior in ways that make fundies look humble. If you enjoy a good laugh, check it out.

This article by Dave Barry, which sums up my feelings about the exterior events of last year pretty well. My favorite line would be:

Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they were looking for it, the Lug Nuts of Mutual Interest came off the Front Left Wheel of Accommodation, causing the Sport Utility Vehicle of Progress to crash into the Ditch of Despair.

I Used to Believe in the Rapture, And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt

There needs to be a man page for females.

From fluke, micro-gravity porn nominated for Nebula award.

He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
Current Music: Children of the Monkey Machine - Chrono Trigger Ruined World
masui on January 4th, 2004 05:07 pm (UTC)
Thanks, man. I laughed so hard I hit my head on the desk!

Elsewhere in the War on Terror, the Department of Homeland Security urges Americans to stock up on food, water, flashlights, duct tape and plastic sheeting. Within hours, al Qaeda surrenders, stating: ``We cannot fight flashlights AND duct tape.''

On the economic front, the struggling airline industry undergoes another round of cost-cutting, highlighted by United Airlines' announcement that, beginning in March, passengers on international flights ``will have to eat each other.''