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23 September 2003 @ 03:22 pm
Never trust a condom company farther than you can throw them-  
Durex (proud supplier of Macalester's condom supply) performed a survey of the sexual habits of he world's citizens. The results are intriguing, though I wish I knew more about the methodology involved.

Apparently, Australia is the world's "gayest" country, with the highest percentage of GLBTQ citizens - Vietnam bottoms out at 3%.

And Hungarians have sex more often than any other nationality. So, the "Booty-pest" moniker is not just a shot in the dark . . .
 
 
 
ninja in the shadows: evil edseiryu_16 on September 23rd, 2003 03:35 pm (UTC)
I guess that several of the rules of the philospher Bruces have been broken... i.e. "NO POOFTERS!" Hope they still love Australia.

Ooo, and they're having lots of sex out there in Hungary? Things may be looking up for Ian. "No special lady" indeed. If he keeps shaving his face, sounds like the odds are good he may be rubbing it against the face of a fly Hungarian honey. HEYOOOOOOOOO!! ::laugh::
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Hoc Est Qui Sumusdiscoflamingo on September 24th, 2003 08:56 am (UTC)
Re: It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing
I never said it was irresistible - I just said you might like it.

Regardless, I see your point.
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ninja in the shadows: maxseiryu_16 on September 24th, 2003 10:51 am (UTC)
Re: It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing
::poke:: Oy, Ian, take it easy. No need to be bitter, yo. One with such apparently sweet, sweet ass-meats should not be so bitter.

Oh, and that line about the glass? That's awesome! Teach me how to say that! Hell, were I a swingin' Hungarian chick, and someone told me they could eat glass and it wouldn't hurt them, fuck, I'd hop on them like a hobo on a ham sandwich! Shit, if they can eat glass without it hurting them, they could be Superman or something! A Hungarian Superman! Hot diggity Jesus damn bunny fuck woo!!

::falls over:: Sorry, weird day. More sanity later.
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McGhievermcghiever on September 23rd, 2003 07:46 pm (UTC)
Not to mention those libidinous Hungarian-Americans...
Hoc Est Qui Sumus: Devourdiscoflamingo on September 23rd, 2003 09:19 pm (UTC)
;-)
I've heard quite enough about your sex-life, thank you very much . . .
Do You Wanna Be Free or You Wanna Be Right?malcubed on September 24th, 2003 07:05 am (UTC)
Re: ;-)
I haven't.