Giant Squid Party Platform
Cthulhu: That REAL old time religion! (Yes, it's Lovecraftian lyrics for "Old Time Religion")
Pastor of Muppets
I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid.
This food contains no chemicals. That's right, it's made of pure energy.