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22 December 2005 @ 10:27 am
Happy Holidays  
Let us all now sing
Our praises to the Lord today
Although you may not share
Our belief system
Which is perfectly OK

Maybe you worship an abstract being
That is kind of vague
Or maybe you just
Worship a guy
Whose name is Greg

Perhaps your religion doesn't
Include a time called Lent
But whatever your religion is
We support you one hundred percent.

So sit around the fire
And have a chestnut roast,
Or raise a glass in toast
To "Happy Days" Donny Most.

But if you prefer to eat
Indian food on Christmas day
I can only shrug my shoulders
And say "Namaste" (Namaste!)

Personally I prefer,
Turkey, gravy and salad
But lets never forget
All cultures are valid.

So let's have peace on earth
And cut out all the bull.
Let's have a holiday season
That's multi-cultural.

If there's one point
We'd like to make
With this festive holiday song,
It's that Christmas comes just once a year
So for a few days
For crying out loud
Can't we all just get along?

Title: "Merry Christmas, If That's OK"
Artist: The Satellite of Love Singers
Album: Songs from Some Guys In Space (Mystery Science Theater 3000 Sdtrk)
Hoc Est Qui Sumus: Audio Levelsdiscoflamingo on December 22nd, 2005 05:32 pm (UTC)
Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in
We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin

And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing
We'll decorate our barstools and gather round and sing
Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year
Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear

It's "my way or the highway", this Christmas at my ba-ha-har
I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car
I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till
I think that that right jolly old elf better make out his will

Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all
And this can be the haziest -
This can be the laziest -
This can be the Swayziest -
Christmas of them all!"

Title: "Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas"
Artist: The Satellite of Love Singers
Album: Songs from Some Guys In Space (Mystery Science Theater 3000 Sdtrk)
Hoc Est Qui Sumusdiscoflamingo on December 22nd, 2005 05:33 pm (UTC)
Off to Northern Wisconsin for the first holiday of the holiday season. Catch you later, Bill and Ted.
a certain brand of escape: just meatelierlune on December 22nd, 2005 10:30 pm (UTC)
Merry Christmas.