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21 March 2005 @ 04:35 pm
Das Blinkenlinks  
New Scientist: 3D Printer to keep spitting out copies of itself. Translation: This is how the grey goo starts.

Christian Science Monitor: Is that a spreadsheet on your screen - or solitaire?. Translation: Wasteful government programs point fingers at each other about how solitaire wastes time, commensensical people somehow unfazed.

Chess Base.Com: How to Talk to Aliens. Translation: Exactly what it sounds like, amazingly enough.

Slashdot: Students Do Better Without Computers. Translation: Eternal battle between technophiles and luddites happens again. Comments are generally insightful.

Slashdot: Orrin Hatch to Lead Senate Panel on Copyright, Patents. Translation: Fox + henhouse = big fucking surprise.

Ask Slashdot: Sources of Intelligent Audio for Commute? Translation: If you don't know what podcasts are, or you're interested in watching people pimp their own podcasts, check out the veritable link-orgy contained within.

New York Times: A New Screen Test for Imax: It's the Bible vs. the Volcano. Translation: Christian Fundamentalists Still Stupid.

Growth of Wireless Internet Opens New Path for Thieves. Translation: That stupid Razor and Blade payphone crap for a new generation.

Study Criticizes Government on Cybersecurity Research. Translation: US Government puts the horse before the cart in the global war on terror again, nobody with a college education surprised.
 
 
 
Hoc Est Qui Sumus: For Science!discoflamingo on March 21st, 2005 10:37 pm (UTC)
Learning German
Hoc Est Qui Sumusdiscoflamingo on March 22nd, 2005 12:22 am (UTC)
That's totally boss.
Doomutilitygeek on March 21st, 2005 11:38 pm (UTC)
You know, there are so many jokes about Orrin and Hatch and where he can stick varous things, I just don't know where to start.

Maybe I'll fall back on that old chestnut I uttered when I got shafted by Molnar: "May he have sex with a diseased pig."
Hoc Est Qui Sumusdiscoflamingo on March 22nd, 2005 12:22 am (UTC)
A shiny old chestnut, indeed!
iophaiopha on March 21st, 2005 11:55 pm (UTC)
7 people participated in the survey, and while some thought it was well done, "some people said it was blasphemous." ... "We have definitely a lot more creation public than evolution public," said Lisa Buzzelli, who directs the Charleston Imax Theater in South Carolina,

What. The. Fuck.
Hoc Est Qui Sumusdiscoflamingo on March 22nd, 2005 12:23 am (UTC)
This from the same IMAX where I saw The Matrix:Reloaded. I don't get it either.
Do You Wanna Be Free or You Wanna Be Right?malcubed on March 22nd, 2005 12:24 am (UTC)
You saw Reloaded at the Charleston Imax Theater in South Carolina?
Hoc Est Qui Sumusdiscoflamingo on March 22nd, 2005 12:28 am (UTC)
Actually, yes.
Hoc Est Qui Sumusdiscoflamingo on March 22nd, 2005 12:29 am (UTC)
Remember that time I took that trip with my family to the Carolinas that nobody else remembers?
XCorvisxcorvis on March 22nd, 2005 12:48 am (UTC)
I remember!
Do You Wanna Be Free or You Wanna Be Right?malcubed on March 22nd, 2005 12:48 am (UTC)
By definition, you're a filthy liar.