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06 January 2005 @ 02:42 pm
The Bottom of the Barrel of New Year's Resolutions  
Are you Y2K38 Ready? If you run a UNIX machine, you can use this perl script to find out. The results and the arguments are equally hilarious.

Tired of donating your computer to the search for extra-terrestrials? Feel guilty about leaving it on while you're at work? Join Stanford's Folding @ Home project to run simulations of protein folding, misfolding, and a number of other things that I can't quite fathom. Apparently, the mystery of cancer is involved.

Are you the single richest man in the world? You should consider making yourself (and your company) look like idiots.

Are you tired of expending all your mental energy tying that stupid bowtie? Maybe you should look for a new job, Dick.  (Apparently, he has one already)
 
 
 
masui on January 6th, 2005 09:36 pm (UTC)
'member when I told that y2kyjelly joke at kagin and five minutes later gunn's face turned a brillant crimson because she finally got it.

Oh man. Them's were the days.
Josiah Carlsonchouyu_31 on January 7th, 2005 01:19 am (UTC)
Ahh, Tucker Carlson. I hope his nuts catch on fire.
Scottscott_lynch on January 7th, 2005 07:51 am (UTC)
Dammit, Josiah, I was going to start my comment with, "Ah, Tucker Carlson..."

I really can't think of any better adjective for the guy than "unemployed."

Mmmm. Savory.